Tag: animals

Biscuit

May 9, 2025

I don’t like cats. Cats are nasty, petty, self absorbed and murderous. They kill songbirds just for sport and ignore the mice that eat the wires under the hood of my truck. The cat in my lap thinks she’s the queen of the universe. I’m ready to be adored. Nowwww. Nowwww. I like dogs. Dogs … More Biscuit

Mind the Elbows

June 28, 2024

Here’s a word you can drop at the next family gathering and watch the eyebrows rise. The word is “weenus.” The weenus is the loose skin at the end of the elbow. It’s also known as the olecranal skin, but that’s not nearly as fun to say. That skin at the end of my elbow … More Mind the Elbows